Finally, a bank holiday. A time to rejoice in ones family, spending the day pootling around garden centres and Homebase. Perhaps the greatest joy is that I don't have to use my infernal work laptop. Sometimes it feels like a chain around my leg it really does. I mean, people actually expect me to work when I'm at home! What are the chances!

Anyway, while some are happy to play with computers on bank holidays I'm not one of them, so I'll sign off now.