So, I've made it back to Worcester, seems nice enough although I'll miss my old desk in Guildford. I really should tell someone about the cake in the drawer before it smells.

I'm not happy. First day back here and, as it's the north, I took a jumper. My green jumper. My favourite green jumper. My only jumper. And herein lies the problem. I left it on my chair and someone has walked off with it!!! my green jumper!!!

If I find out who's done it, there will be trouble....