Parking up

So, not only have they concreted my parking space, they have also given it a roof!



The thing is, I'm not sure how I'll get my car into the gap - it looks a little tight for the "beast". I've come up with two options:

1 - batter into it once to make it wide enough - the car is built like a house so would take it, or
2 - if I hit the kerb at the right speed and angle, I reckon I get into it on two wheels, just like KITT did in Knight Rider.

I always saw myself as a bit of a Hasselhoff character - I think the ladies see my green jumper as more up to date version of the Hoffs hairy chest.

I'm sure there must be a body double role in there somewhere. Just need the Hoff to play someone who wears jumpers, or has a green body where the jumper would blend in.

Map reading

I've been watching with disgust at the way the British troops have been captured and held in Iran. However, as they have now been released, I feel it's safe to say this now.

15 sailors in a boat, 14 men and 1 woman and a dispute over where they were. Don't think it takes a genius to work out who had the map does it?