So, I've made it back to Worcester, seems nice enough although I'll miss my old desk in Guildford. I really should tell someone about the cake in the drawer before it smells.

I'm not happy. First day back here and, as it's the north, I took a jumper. My green jumper. My favourite green jumper. My only jumper. And herein lies the problem. I left it on my chair and someone has walked off with it!!! my green jumper!!!

If I find out who's done it, there will be trouble....

Let them miss cake

So we have a regular cake day. What people don't seem to recognize is that any cake left at the end of the day has to be disposed of in a carbon-friendly way (for Health & Safety reasons).

I have found that my desk drawer is the ideal method of such disposal.

It seems I have made the office newsletter. I suspect this will encourage some new visitors to the blog so perhaps I should explain that anybody is welcome to pop in and see what I've been up to. Just make sure you bring cakes.

I've been working in the Guildford office for a while now and I must say it's getting to feel like home. And, with the sunshine finally coming, I can start to think about getting a bit of colour. There is a nice quiet area behind our office which is a real sun trap and I think it's perfect for a bit of tanning. If I can get a long enough network cable, I reckon I can work from there and top up the tan in my speedos. That would be ideal. Maybe I should get some new speedos, or perhaps follow Borats lead with a bright yellow thong?

So many decisions...